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Severely Pressurized Lobsters was1) a pavilion at CVQCon2020 and CVQCon2022.
CVQCon2020 came and went without incident. The lobsters did not dance.
During CVQCon2022 things seemed to be going ok at first. But then the lobsters started dancing, the universal symbol for being distressed. Then somebody2) let the lobsters out of their cage3) by redirecting their pressure tubes into the Bottomless Pit. Apparently it was pretty cool.