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Severely Pressurized Lobsters was1) a pavilion at CVQCon2020 and CVQCon2022.
CVQCon2020
CVQCon2020 came and went without incident. The lobsters did not dance.
CVQCon2022
During CVQCon2022 things seemed to be going ok at first. Then somebody2) let the lobsters out of their cage3) by redirecting their pressure tubes into the Bottomless Pit. Apparently it was pretty cool.
CVQCon2024
There have been massive strides in science since CVQCon2022. Pressurized lobster vapour chambers have been developed to characterize and evalute the right environment for lobsters. As we approach CVQCon2024, we might get more glimpses of this groundbreaking technology that—rumors abound—might make its arrival to the Convention.
A certain “pond slurper” 4) came across this discovery: https://social.pixie.town/@thufie/112536215698784451
